This Lil Piggy

 This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none,

And this little piggy cried "wee wee wee" all the way down the stairs as the stuffing was siphoned from its interior! 

#ohthehumanity

#momgotconnedintogivingoutearlypresents

#poorpigneversawitcoming

#notsomighty

#notsodurable